Twitter Thread: Shameless Reasons People Are Still Single

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mattstaff
May 7, 2021 1:00 PM EDT

Dating's easier for some folks more than others. Putting yourself out there in this day and age can be a daunting process. You have all these equally enticing, consistently silly dating apps available at your disposal, and it can end up being very hard to stand out from the rest of the pack. Or, just to find a match that's actually taking the wild world of a place like Tinder, seriously. Maybe these people's stories about the reasons that they're still single, will remind you of some of your own reasoning. 

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    Rectangle - jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon ... Replying to @jimmyfallon My friend used to put Post-it Notes on his mirror for daily inspiration. His date came over one night and saw one that said, "Just be yourself, Kevin!" #WhylmSingle
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    Font - Grace @graciealltheway Replying to @jimmyfallon Apparently, having a weighted blanket on the bed "kills the mood" O #WhylmSingle
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    Rectangle - gypsy brown @gypsymoon333 Replying to @jimmyfallon I don't date men with kids so after I had my daughter I broke up with her dad because again, I don't like men with kids even if his kid IS mine! #WhylmSingle
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    Font - INTJones @interludej Replying to @jimmyfallon I prefer to eat SpaghettiOs cold, right out of the can. #WhylmSingle
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    Font - Courtney Walter @rescuesister Replying to @jimmyfallon #WhylmSingle My last serious boyfriend told me I will never love him or anyone as much as I love my dogs. He was right and he is gone anymore dogs" The next day I went and picked up a 100LB German Shepherd to foster. True Story. He also told me I cant "foster
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    Rectangle - carissa @CarissaBeth7564 Replying to @jimmyfallon One time I was singing along to Hamilton in the car and noticed drops on my windshield. I used my windshield wipers because I thought it might be raining. Turns out it was just my spit. #WhylmSingle
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    Font - snorelandobloom @snoooooorelando Replying to @jimmyfallon My Tinder opener is "Choose between a compliment or a roast" and someone chose both. So I told her she reminded me of Sid from Ice Age, and she promptly unmatched. But I love Sid from Ice Age. #whyimsingle
    via @jimmyfallon
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    Rectangle - Evelyn Robinson @EvelynRobinson Replying to @jimmyfallon I have two large novelty cushions on my bed, shaped like two halves of a grilled cheese sandwich #WhylmSingle
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    Font - Eesha Farooq @EeshaFarooq Replying to @jimmyfallon I have a lot of Captain America themed items (from phonecases, to power banks, to earphones, keychains, household items, you name it). Apparently it's immature and unreal to crush on a fictional character #WhylmSingle
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    Font - SUNNYD SUNNYD @sunnydelight Replying to @jimmyfallon I'm my own soulmate #WhylmSingle
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    Rectangle - cait @caitlincarrickm Replying to @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight because i get mad at people for things i dreamt that they did #WhylmSingle
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    Font - evon c @e_vie_eez Replying to @jimmyfallon I was on a first date and had a couple glasses of wine to calm down, it was clearly one too many because as we were leaving I decided to take the entire box of toys they had for kids and start handing them out to random people outside the restaurant #whyimsingle
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    Rectangle - Lauren Michele @explaurennyc Replying to @jimmyfallon I was on a date with this guy and then I got a text from another guy, "I'm here." #whyimsingle
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    Font - Kansas Bradbury @kansasbradbury Replying to @jimmyfallon My last girlfriend said I chewed like a horse eating toffee. #WhylmSingle
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    Rectangle - Caledonia ... @andtogethernow Replying to @jimmyfallon I literally fight imaginary people in my sleep and once broke three fingers punching a wall. Safe to say I'm doing the world a favour sleeping alone. #WhylmSingle
    via @jimmyfallon

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